Surviving NUS Arts Faculty:     A Recipe for Success

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Ingredients

             1.   1/2 kilo of Brains (IQ above NTU, SMU)

            2.   3 tablespoons of People Skills

            3.   4 teaspoons of 'Orientation' brand cooking oil

            4.   Some Appetite

            5.   One unit roof over your head

            6.   A huge dollop of Style

Steps

              1.    Cook with a roof over your head.

            2.    Heat the pan to a suitable temperature.

            3.    Pour 'Orientation' brand cooking oil

            4.    Throw in a handful of people skills.

            5.    Stir- fry till golden brown

            6.    Add brains, cover and allow to simmer

            7.    Add a dash of style before serving

            8.    Ready to serve

Bon Appetit!!

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